Oh man oh man I didn't realize E3 started today! Well, here we go again! Live reactions time. Prepare for walls of text and me just shouting game names with varying degrees of exitement.
- KICKING IT OFF WITH... drums. Literally the first thing we see is drums. For Madden 18? It also has a story mode now? Then something about Battlefront 2, now cringy YouTuber reactions to Battlefield 1. Oh, it's getting DLC. ESports now?? Now Fifa 18. Need for Speed Payback.
- NEW game from the developers who made Tale of Two Sons! A WAY OUT!
- Uh... are they recruiting for a development team? NEW IP AGAIN! ANTHEM. At... the XBOX conference... Now back to sports. Showing off Battlefront 2 campaign with REAL LIFE STORMTROOPERS YOOO. Lots of Battlefront 2... with a frame a NBA sliced in what? Now it's a mobile Star Wars game with no sound!
I guess that's it? On to tomorrow for Microsoft and Bethesda!
- Beginning with the Scorpio! It's called... the XBOX ONE X ARE YOU SERIOUS. It's the Wii U all over again! *sigh* Whatever, car game time. Forza 7. Oh they're showing off 42 games here? Starting off with a first person shooty-up. It's a METRO game! Metro Exodus. Egypt now, so Assassins Creed Origins? Yup. THE GUY SAID XBONE OMG. PlayerUnknown's Battleground port. New game Deep Rock Galactic! Eh. Zombie game State of Decay 2!
-Ooh this looks unique. Um what it turned into esports what. The Darwin Project. Minecraft. Dragonball?? Black Desert? The mmo? Ooh pixel style what is this- The Last Night! The Artful Escape looks cool too. CodeVein. Sea of Thieves this was shown last year! TACOMA this was in Gameinformer ages ago! C-conker?? Super Luckys Tale.
- CUPHEAD. Oh it's over. SEPTEMBER! Crackdown 3. Oh god they're just speeding through some indies. Ooblets I heard of that one before! Ashen. Life is Strange Before the Storm. Shadow of War. Piano? ORI and the Will of the Wisps. Idk anymore, more backwards compatibility and XboneX is 500 bucks. ANTHHEEEM!! Looks cool!
Oh it's over now. To Bethesda!
- Beginning with... children. And... Bethesdaland?? Uh. Showing off VR ports of Doom and Fallout 4 now. Elder Scrolls Online. Paid mods for Skyrim Remastered and Fallout 4. Card game? Elder Scrolls Legends. Skyrim on Switch. DISHONORED 2 DLC. Quake Champions, but not before E S P O R T S. The Evil Within 2! That's it- oh one more thing. It's Wolfenstein 2.
That's it. Huh.
PC GAMING SHOW
- XCom 2 DLC. OOBLETS so cute!! Battlemech. Mount and Blade 2 Bannerlord. Total Warhammer 2. Shadowverse Wonderland Dreams. Awkward thanking of gamers. Destiny 2 PC port. Shameless promotion for intel and E S P O R T S. And Oculus.
- Cute wolf game called Tunic! ...From the makers of Night in the Woods. RIP potential. PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds again. Killing Floor 2 update. Forza Motorsports 7. Sea of Thieves again. The Last Night... still looks interesting. Ylands. GriftLands. Lone Echo and Echo Arena. Lawbreakers. WarGroove. Shadow of War again. Age of Empires Remaster.
- Starting with the god damn Mario Rabbids game W H Y. Assassins Creed Origins again. The Crew 2. SOUTH PARK FRACTURED BUT WHOLE YES. Transference. Skull and Bones. Just Dance 18. South Park app game what?? South Park Phone Destroyer. Starlink Battle for Atlas. Steep DLC. FarCry 5. Beyond Good and Evil 2 yoooo!
Other than Rabbids that was pretty good wow.
- Like last year beginning with music. Sounds like it might be for Assassins Creed Origins? Oh it's for Uncharted The Lost Legacy. Horizon Zero Dawn DLC. Days Gone. Monster Hunter World. Shadow of the Colossus remake!
- Marvel vs Capcom Infinite looks interesting. Call of Duty World War 2. SKyrim VR. Star Child for VR looks cool. The Inpatient. Final Fantasy 15 VR fishing game. Ok. Bravo Team. Moss. God of War 4. Detroit Become Human. Destiny 2. Spider-Man.
Some interesting things.
- Montage, showing Rocket League port? Xenoblade Chronicles 2. KIRBY! MULTIPLAYER KIRBY!! Pokken- RPG POKEMON ON SWITCH HOLY FUCK. METROID PRIME 4 THEY DID IT THEY DID ITITTTTTITGIT!!1!!! Yoshi. Fire Emblem Warriors. Skyrim Zelda DLC and Zelda BOTW DLC. Splatoon 2 and ARMS E S P O R T S. Mario... Rabbids... Rocket League official announcement. Mario Odyssey!
HOLY SHIT ANOTHER METROID. SAMUS RETURNS.